Let's start off with Recruitment Fun Times! Who needs a draft when there's kidnapping? This really happened, y'all.

You have to see this actual poster from the MARC train (Baltimore-D.C.). Have to. OMGWTFBBQ.

Montel Williams lights up. "You may know me as a television talk show host, but here in New York I am a criminal. My crime? Using the ( Read more... )